
In Response to Safari's Post:
"The advertiser invents ideas, and ideas are seldom as honest as physical objects...one deserves special mention: the 'where-to-go' department. Knowledge of the whereabouts of good hunting or fishing is a very personal form of property. It is like rod, dog, or gun: a thing to be loaned or given as a personal courtesy. But to hawk it in the marketplace...seems to me another matter....All of these organized promiscuities tend to depersonalize one of the essentially personal elements in outdoor sports. I do not know where the line lies between legitimate and illegitimate practice; I am convinced, though, that the 'where to go' service has broken all bounds of reason." (Wildlife in American Culture)
So.....
sheesh, you couldn't haiku this????
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean you will be handing out personal maps to all of Heb's Hackamatack Honey Holes?
youse asked for it...
ReplyDeleteDirty rotten cheats
sell hidden, cherished secrets
we earn with our boots.
hunt Rich's coverts
ReplyDeleteGPS waypoints for free
get there before he
Red Gods gnash their teeth,
ReplyDeletewatching the nimrod, fumbling
with his gadgetry.
Leopoldians
ReplyDeletewith their smug self-righteousness
hunt without gadgets
all I can say is
must get cold in the duck blind
without neoprene
techno-gadgetry
ReplyDeletevarying atomic weight
still "all-natural"
fake haiku-ing
much like fake masticating
or masturbating
living in the past
ReplyDeleteno gadgetry means miles hiked
sore feet and few birds
let gizmo point the way
less searching more time hunting
game pouch overflows
speaking of gadgets
ReplyDeletehooray for beeper collars
bells are for sissies
Hike for miles? Sore feet?
ReplyDeleteInvoking Reigel: "waaah, waaaaah"
the hunt IS the search
(duuhhhh!!!)
Rich is surely right
ReplyDeleteit's been said guns don't kill grouse
shoe leather kills grouse
As an ethics guy
ReplyDeleteMy word on this is weighty:
Maps, schmaps – just wander.
I'd say that's impact
ReplyDeletesporting ethics brings out Josh
Mr. Ethics Man