Ok...so I am on the lookout for change. So far nothing on the gun rights front. However, on the beer swilling front, Change has Come. Leave it to the Canuks to take the lead first. Get this.
Tiring of my regular "Blue Flasher" Labatt's Beer, and being a closet hip-hop fan, I could not resist trying the new offering from Labatt's called "50." You know, like 50 Cent. You know, I just wanted to "Crack a Bottle," feel my Slim Shady, an all dat.
Well, Change has Come. As I was swilling, cold chillin', like a ruthless villain, admiring my fizz, my gaze was drawn to the label on the bottle. New hip colors, classic shape, then "WHAT!?" (Say it like Flava Flav, now!). You know where its supposed to say 12 Fl Oz ? (that means 12 f#*%n' FULL ounces, yall!) Well, guess what? It don't say 12 Fl Oz. Somebody pulled some CHANGE on the people. Somebody up and CHANGED the rules on me and my crew. It says 11.5 fl oz. That's right. That means someone is "redistributin'" the wealth, you know what I'm sayin'? For every case of 50 I buy, I am gettin' ripped a beer. Who do you think is getting that beer? The MAN is, that's who. Guess who the man is NOW? Uh-huh. That's deep. That's Canada, socialist, beer thievery deep. Good thing the McKenzie brothers are with Molson. Yo, I got yer stimulus package...
Just A Lil Bit - 50 Cent
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2 comments:
awesome post, dude.
All I know is that the Trumansburg Shursave is now selling Leinenkugel . . . in honest-to-goodness 12 ounce bottles. None of dat 11 ounce hip hop shiite.
life is good. now go have yourself a Leinie's.
Keith:
Ya defy all stereotypes of hunters. Shamon. Although it lacks the blue collar draw, my latest batch of Spruce Creek "Worshipful" Sauvignon Blanc (to be bottled in one week) comes free in traditional 750 mL bottles to all grousers visiting PA Furnace, PA...
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