Been nice knowing you all.
Friday, June 02, 2006
Be careful out there...
The world was stunned this past week as evidence surfaced of an alien-possessed mallard duck that was x-rayed (where else?) in California. The complete and breaking news story is here. What with avian flu, misidentified grebes, and now this, aliens in duck gizzards, waterfowling has never been so hazardous. So as you begin your planning for the upcoming 2006 duck hunting campaign, bear in mind that the next duck you kill may just have an army of alien Anatidae behind it.
Been nice knowing you all.
Been nice knowing you all.
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Did I not hear that you cannot contact AVian Bird Flue directly from the feathered creatures but rather from an infected individual? My understanding is that the original human donor gets it from the feeces of the bird, am I wrong oh great wise and knowing ones? Don't know about you guys but I don't plan on cooking up any kind of bird doo doo anytime soon no matter what the grebeous occasion is.
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