Monday, July 03, 2006

expertise


The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) .



These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

5 comments:

Superior Shooter said...

KGT - looks like you put on a little weight????

KGT said...

Yep...been puttin' away a few Buds this weekend...but its all paid for...

Saltzy said...

I always knew you were a true warrior. And this....well... this proves it. And the weight looks great.

Yeoman said...

What is that gun? I recently saw one just like it, and I wasn't sure what it was. Some sort of anti tank rifle, I'm sure, but what kind?

Jim Tantillo said...

that's the infamous magical gun of mystery...notice the polychoke