Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Reward for Information Offered


REWARD: $5 or a six pack of your favorite beer for information leading to the identification of the felonious footwear grabbing grouse hunter who absconded with roughly size 10 La Crosse boots from the Old Tamarack Cabin near Mellen, WI, on or about the morning of October 17, 2009. Boots easily identifiable by the Minie Pearl-style price tag ring still hanging on the gusset buckle strap. Suspects were seen driving away from the vicinity in a tan colored late model minivan with out of state plates. Please contact the blog administrator with any and all information. Leads will be kept strictly confidential; the culprit(s) will be fingered publicly and humiliated accordingly.

1 comment:

Dr. Dirt said...

Just checked my Lacrosse boots. Two size nine (left and right), with "Kleinman 2008" inscribed on them. That leaves this plot wide open. Rich is clearly guilty, but only 1/2 guilty so far as we can tell. Jay? Jim? Jim? Bill?