Dick Cheney Haiku Explosion on the Web

Well, this just in. There are four PAGES of hunting haiku related to the Dick Cheney incident at this link. I haven't read all of them yet, but some are pretty damn amusing (and some just plain vulgar), e.g.:

hear the shotgun's song
see the gobbets of flesh fly
hunting alone now


Boom, my shotgun says.
Your blood spurts like stolen votes.
I win, you loser.

Enjoy.