More bad haiku makes grousers the only news source you need

Check it out--more bad haiku about the Dick Cheney "situation." You'll recall the previous post:

'Duck' confusion!!!
Dick Cheney, trigger happy?
shot some guys cranium.

Here are the followup entries:

that has got to hurt
the chance of one less lawyer
and he just wings him

unpredictable
when republicans taste blood
be careful dan quayle

dick dead-eye he's not
seems he's just a rotten shot
seems he's just rotten

Jim again: stay tuned for more late-breaking bad haiku. And make grousers your number one news source.