Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Deep Thoughts


I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat." It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.
--Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
More Deep Thoughts from Jack Handey at Deep Thoughts Quotes.

Duck Hat courtesy of the Museum of Fine Arts.

No comments: