Showing posts with label off season. Show all posts
Showing posts with label off season. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Too late for turkey day
Friday, December 18, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
More off season- Changes
Instructions for this post. Play the You Tube clip, and then continue to play other sounds clips over the You Tube Clip. Have fun.
Ok...so I am on the lookout for change. So far nothing on the gun rights front. However, on the beer swilling front, Change has Come. Leave it to the Canuks to take the lead first. Get this.
Tiring of my regular "Blue Flasher" Labatt's Beer, and being a closet hip-hop fan, I could not resist trying the new offering from Labatt's called "50." You know, like 50 Cent. You know, I just wanted to "Crack a Bottle," feel my Slim Shady, an all dat.
Well, Change has Come. As I was swilling, cold chillin', like a ruthless villain, admiring my fizz, my gaze was drawn to the label on the bottle. New hip colors, classic shape, then "WHAT!?" (Say it like Flava Flav, now!). You know where its supposed to say 12 Fl Oz ? (that means 12 f#*%n' FULL ounces, yall!) Well, guess what? It don't say 12 Fl Oz. Somebody pulled some CHANGE on the people. Somebody up and CHANGED the rules on me and my crew. It says 11.5 fl oz. That's right. That means someone is "redistributin'" the wealth, you know what I'm sayin'? For every case of 50 I buy, I am gettin' ripped a beer. Who do you think is getting that beer? The MAN is, that's who. Guess who the man is NOW? Uh-huh. That's deep. That's Canada, socialist, beer thievery deep. Good thing the McKenzie brothers are with Molson. Yo, I got yer stimulus package...
Just A Lil Bit - 50 Cent
Ok...so I am on the lookout for change. So far nothing on the gun rights front. However, on the beer swilling front, Change has Come. Leave it to the Canuks to take the lead first. Get this.
Tiring of my regular "Blue Flasher" Labatt's Beer, and being a closet hip-hop fan, I could not resist trying the new offering from Labatt's called "50." You know, like 50 Cent. You know, I just wanted to "Crack a Bottle," feel my Slim Shady, an all dat.
Well, Change has Come. As I was swilling, cold chillin', like a ruthless villain, admiring my fizz, my gaze was drawn to the label on the bottle. New hip colors, classic shape, then "WHAT!?" (Say it like Flava Flav, now!). You know where its supposed to say 12 Fl Oz ? (that means 12 f#*%n' FULL ounces, yall!) Well, guess what? It don't say 12 Fl Oz. Somebody pulled some CHANGE on the people. Somebody up and CHANGED the rules on me and my crew. It says 11.5 fl oz. That's right. That means someone is "redistributin'" the wealth, you know what I'm sayin'? For every case of 50 I buy, I am gettin' ripped a beer. Who do you think is getting that beer? The MAN is, that's who. Guess who the man is NOW? Uh-huh. That's deep. That's Canada, socialist, beer thievery deep. Good thing the McKenzie brothers are with Molson. Yo, I got yer stimulus package...
Just A Lil Bit - 50 Cent
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Lilly c. Feb 24, 2009
No disrespect to the late, great, greatest Kate, but I had to share this with you. 
Lilly, most versatile hunting dog ever, succumbed today to her would-be quarry, Mr. Tiger. The battle was going her way until he caught her jugular in his vice-like maw.
Sunday, February 22, 2009
What hunting dogges do in the off season
Grouse season is closed. Canoga's Tiger Lilly has grown from pup to novice to dogge. What's a newly developed bird dogge to do in the off season?
Here's something constructive. Clearly we need to buy some pillows for the kids.
Versatile Hunting Dogge: Feather, fur and... plastic?
Here's something constructive. Clearly we need to buy some pillows for the kids.
Versatile Hunting Dogge: Feather, fur and... plastic?
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