Showing posts with label hunting vehicles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hunting vehicles. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Turkey sandwich and a side of newts



Okay, efts -- red efts (newts when they're grown up spawning in a pond). In the spring they're everywhere moist in the turkey woods when the humidity is right.  Vicious predators, prowling around the forest floor putting fear into the hearts of small invertebrates. Definitely a highlight of turkey season.
This turkey season started late for me.  I did my usual scouting from the kitchen, but didn't pursue any gobblers I saw during the first two weeks of the season (other than an eventless ramble on Michigan Hill), as I didn't want to thin out the herd before my father-in-law came to hunt with us Mothers' Day weekend.  Mothers' Day morning Angela and I wandered the woods together, listening for gobblers.  We heard two, in different directions, and decided to try to get close to the nearer of the two.  We snuck closer, being careful not to squash any marauding efts, and set up above the gobbler in a mixed hardwood stand. However, right from the start an unseen jake seemed to give us the ugly eye, or at least ugly clucks, and he and the other gobblers drifted away from us.
We picked up and circled around ahead, and set up again.  I gave a few yelps, clucks and purrs on a slate.  An excitable jake, perhaps the one with the ugly eye, was interested but the longbeard hung back.  The jake came in to within gun range -- and if I had my gun up I would've had the shot.  But I was calling, not shooting, on this one.  Ange was all set to shoot, but a tree completely screened the jake from her view.  One more step forward would've given her the shot, but his next steps were a hasty retreat.  
This band of gobblers continued their way through the woods, so again we tried to circle around ahead.  Ten minutes later we stepped into a nice open hardwood stand at the top of the ridge and decided it would be a good place to pause and call.  A couple yelps on the box call were answered immediately by gobbles from the same birds.  We settled in, each against a nice mature hardwood, facing down slope in the direction of the birds.  Ange was to be the primary shooter, positioned ahead and to my left.  A few clucks on the slate were answered immediately by gobbles, louder than before -- they were on their way...
And then another gobble, closer still, but... behind us.  Quickly we shifted around to the other sides of our respective trees.  Cluck-purr-cluck from the slate was answered by a gobble to our "new" front, and then by a gobble from behind!  Now I was in the front shooting position, and Angela was behind me to my right. Another set of gobbles -- from front and rear -- and soon I could see a lone gobbler in full strut about 40 yards out front.  My gun was up, hoping he'd close the distance before the birds got to us from behind.  They had us sandwiched -- ideally we would've been facing in opposite directions, but it was too late to move now. The gobbler out front stepped closer in half strut, looking for us, and gobbled. I could hear the foot steps of turkeys behind us.  The gobbler took two more steps, and "pow!" -- I popped him in the noggin.
I turned to Angela, and 3 or 4 gobblers, all within shot of Angela, took to the air behind us. The gobbler turned out to be a two year old, 15 lbs, his breast meat grilled up nicely for supper that night.

Winging it

A week later I took a dark and early walk in search of another turkey.  The efts were out and about, and the bird song was loud -- scarlet tanagers, wood thrushes, black-throated blue warblers.  But the turkeys were silent.  I walked, stopped, and listened -- without calling -- for about an hour.  I crossed a mature hardwood ridge that had sign of recent turkey activity, thought about stopping to call, but decided to continue a little farther to where the side of the ridge falls off steeply to the hollow below.  At the edge of the ridge I listened for a few minutes... and I heard a gobble from the hollow.  It sounded pretty far away, but I figured I'd sit down and see if a little calling could lure it up my way. 
As I looked around for a comfy spot to sit I heard another sound that froze me -- it sounded like the cluck of a turkey, and not far away.  In fact, close, almost too close.  I quickly sat down against the best tree I could find in short order, put on my camo gloves, pulled up the face net, and covered my legs with a camo net.  I popped a call in my mouth, and then pulled out the slate and struck "cluck, cluck".  Immediately a double gobble boomed out, and it couldn't have been 40 yards away.  I got my gun up... and waited.  I could hear rustling in the leaves. A few minutes went by.  Carefully I reached behind, into my vest back pocket, and slowly pulled out a turkey wing and brought it to the ground.  As I scratched the wing in the leaves I gave a couple clucks, actually a "keeee-cluck-cluck", on the mouth call.  A tom gobbled, jakes clucked, and feet scuffled. Pretty soon I could see gobbler heads bobbing through the undergrowth.  When a jake got close enough, I squeezed off a shot.  At least 4 gobblers took to the air as one flopped on the ground.  And we had the fixings for another meal that just couldn't be beat -- turkey veal.
On the way home I stopped to photograph this bird with one of two junk cars that had survived being salvaged for scrap on a neighbor's woodlot.  I don't know why they weren't taken away with the rest.  These were the only two Hudson Super Jets in the bunch.  Apparently early 1950s vintage.


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Preventative Maintenance

Grousers, here's what you need to do to your 2000 F-150s prior to taking them off-roading in the wilderness.

The excitement starts at 2:45. Enjoy.

Monday, October 18, 2010

We Hunt Where the Pavement Ends

It has come to some grousers' attention that other grousers consider Wisconsin to be a "second rate" suburb to Minnesota, and far below the great state of Maine as a desirable grouse camp location.

Be that as it may . . . we hunted hard all week, scouting some new coverts as well as revisiting some old ones. It was all good.

Here are some more pics.

Rich finds the wilderness

And a wilderness movie:



Finally, when you hunt where the pavement ends, bad things are bound to happen to your truck:

Tow dogge hooked up to truck

My rescuer celebrating my misfortune; aka
"Rich busting my ball joints"


Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Green Has Never Felt So Right

Audi's ironic and satirical libertarian anti-environazi Super Bowl ad for its new green diesel vehicles is raising a lot of eyebrows.

One of the better ads to come along in a while.



You should all go diesel . . . you sinners.

Friday, December 25, 2009

how to tell your family loves you on Christmas morning

for the new huntin' truck

so I got THIS goin' for me . . . which is nice

later in the day . . .

perfect for road huntin'

sluicing partridges out of pear trees since 1993

Monday, December 14, 2009

Auto mechanics 101

Some of you know that I recently went over to the dark side from Ford to Dodge . . . or as Keith says, "to a truck that has a damn sheep as its logo."

Anyway, there's lots of new stuff to learn about the Dodge diesel engine. Here's a Chrysler training video about the turbo encabulator that I've found really helpful in understanding the dynamics of the new truck's engine.



Hope you find this helpful as well.

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Truck

in honor of Father's Day.



Some of these are just making me laugh out loud.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Pulling the trigger on the mobile grouse camp

Hey gang,
some of you know that my solution for curing the blues over this last month or two has been to go camper shopping. Well, we found a new 2008 "last year's model" that we really liked for a good price, and we've committed to it.


This thing has four bunks on one end, and a foldout bed and 6' sofa/bed on the other. So it will sleep four grousers fairly comfortably, six if necessary.

I'm thinking mobile grouse camp in northern Maine those years we still want to hunt the Allegash but don't have access to a lodge or warden's cabin. Or base camp for an extended U.P. hunt in Michigan. May also make a useful mobile duck camp, deer camp, what have you.

By the way, my wife got her hunter education certificate this past weekend! We've got a date at the Hector Town Clerk's office tomorrow to buy her first-ever hunting license!

So I've got THAT goin' for me. Which is nice.

Friday, January 06, 2006

Good news about my truck


Well lads, I'm back in business! The truck had a problem with the rear brakes that simply manifested itself as psychosomatic transmission problems. (can a truck exhibit psychosomatic symptoms? discuss)

Anyway, the red Ford is back on the road--here seen at Maine grouse camp 2002. The two gents in the middle are still A.W.O.L. from these pages, and damned if I can remember their names. Sted-something, and Safari Somebody. But I suppose they're out busy making a living.

At right is Path Walker, who's never too busy to chip in with news, commentary, and analysis. The lovely wispy haired dogge in the middle is Spy, while an unidentified labbablabbador gives us a look at his best side.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

SWEEEET Truck, even if it is a Dodge...



Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and WildlifeMoses Classic Truck GiveawayEligibility and Drawing
Purchase your license online or through a MOSES agent to qualify to win this truck.
"1. The classic truck prize drawing is open to all legally valid raffle contest entries obtained by contestants’ purchase of any 2006 MDIFW license, and/or by the purchase of a 2006 Maine Moose Hunt Lottery chance, or by registering for the 2006 Maine Any Deer Permit drawing online. Official Entry will end at 11:59 PM on September 30, 2006. All entries must be done via either the MDIFW website online sales effort or by using any participating Moses electronic licensing agent according to the Rules and Regulations of the Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife. "

Lucky for me I switched jobs:

"2. The classic truck prize drawing is open to all persons except those who are:
An employee of the Maine Department of Inland Fisheries and Wildlife..."

and good for youse:

"15. The winner’s residency on a valid eligible entry is not limited to the State of Maine."

Monday, January 02, 2006

New Year Blues

hey gang,
Well, my goose season is on hold as unfortunately the transmission in the truck has died, leaving me without transportation. Well, technically the transmission hasn't died, but driving in reverse is currently not an option. And with the holiday weekend I haven't been able to get it into the shop for a full diagnosis. So for now I'm basically grounded . . .