Fwd: LOWKU for you

I received the email below this morning from a fan of the blog. With her permission, I post the following haiku in the spirit of sharing the wealth.
jt

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Subject: LOWKU for you
From: Fannie LaFlame
Date: Sat, February 18, 2006 10:01 pm
To: "Jim Tantillo" <jat4@cornell.edu>
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Now that Whittington is out of the hospital...some weekend bad poetry for you -- hope the wind didn't knock your power out - Fannie

"Bird shot by bird brain"

A headline unrealized

Cheney unscathed still...

A bird in the hand

is worth two points against Bush?

Bad Red Chinese hunt

Gun control veto

Lawyer down in Texas field

N.R.A. re-think