Thursday, March 02, 2006

Newly discovered Elmer Fudd classic haiku!!

This is an exciting find: Elmer Fudd's long-lost haiku classics, now lovingly assembled in a haiku chapbook and available for sale online. Check out the autumn artistry in these gems:

Buds form in the woods
Be vewwy vewwy quiet
I'm hunting wabbits

Oh boy, wabbit twacks
Whaddya know? No more bullets
Summer mosquitoes

And who could fail to be impressed by the verbal pyrotechnics Fudd exhibits in this haiku:

Wild ducks migwating
There's something scwewy wound here
Locking and loading

All in all, an impressive collection. Highly recommended.

Knocked down on fwesh snow
That wabbit must have twicked me
Uh-hah-hah-hah-hah

Jim

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