Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Ruffed Grouse Society Taps Setter-Owning New Yorker for Top Spot


I thought that title would catch you flusher guys's attention.

Mike Zagata, former Commissioner of the New York DEC under George Pataki, has been named the Executive Director of the Ruffed Grouse Society. The RGS press release provides details, including:
Wayne Jacobson, Jr., president of the Ruffed Grouse Society, is enthusiastic about Mike’s hiring. “Mike has an impressive background in business and wildlife conservation. He earned a Ph. D. in wildlife from Iowa State University and spent time teaching and conducting wildlife research. Later, he gained business experience while holding senior environmental positions with Tenneco Inc. and Transco Energy Co., and government experience while serving as Commissioner of New York’s Department of Environmental Conservation. He’s acquired extensive expertise working in the business sector, improving wildlife habitat, and making a difference on conservation issues. Mike’s past experience will serve him well in his new position”. . . .
The press release adds that "Mike and his wife Beth reside in rural upstate NY, with their three Gordon Setters - all grouse hunters." There you have it--no labbadabba or spaniel foolishness for that guy.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

"flusher guys's attention" - sheesh, I couldn't sell that to a cheap hook and bullet rag.

Milt Smelt

Let us take a pause
Pick a nitty stoops so low
Cruel Intentions

Jim Tantillo said...

Dear Milt,
Let me draw your attention to:

Where to Put Your Damn Apostrophe which states the following:

"The rules listed below may be taken as "most common practice', but they are not absolute," and

"A. The 's suffix is preferred for one-syllable words (grass's) or where the final syllable has a primary or secondary stress (collapse's); . . . ."

FYI Milt, "guys" is a one syllable word. I'll stand by my plural possessive and raise you one apostrophe s.

Frank Zappai said...

Hey Milt,
I have an idea for some new poetic fun: how about a Scottish "flyting" contest (and that's not fly tying, lads). From a glossary of literary terms online:

"flyting –FLY-TING A Scottish form of linked poetry in which combatants exchange insults and boasts in a highly flamboyant and exaggerated language bordering on slander and hyperbole. Can also be found in Celtic and Arabic poetry." at

http://www.ahapoetry.com/whbkglo.htm

We could make the first topic about grammar:

Milt Smelt was dealt
A painful blow to his syntax
Just below the belt

Anonymous said...

...or I just may use the time to go buy a Retriev'r Trainer.

and spare me poems sent in... the guise of friendship.

Milt

Frank Zappai said...

Well, okay, yeah, like
that's just your opinion, man
thus spaketh the Dude